Comments on: Ad Hom to Ad Hom

By: Old Hag

Old Hag — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Okay….DEENIE IS NOT A NEW BOOK IT’S LIKE FROM 1978!!!!!!!! And if they think that’s bad, they should try “Wifey”. Or “Then Again, Maybe I Won’t”. Or ANY BOOK IN THE BLUME GENRE !

Ed, you need a woman in your life.

Also, re: Max Barry: I’d totally fuck him. In fact, I think I have. He sucked, though.

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Hag: Is that a proposition? Goodness me, what would BOOG say?

By: Old Hag

Old Hag — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Not THIS woman. Just someone to tell you about JUDY BLUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually, Judy Blume herself is probably available — she’s hot.

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Oh don’t worry about me. I’m setting up Judy Blume and Mary Rodgers in a three-way. I was talking about you and Max.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

If they think Blume’s books are bad, they should read the “Gossip Girl” books. Which, I must say, I adore for no good reason.

As for Blume, the YA books=good, but the ones for adults? I despised Wifey and the other one whose name I’ve mercifully forgotten. Unpleasant people and just a general ick factor about everything.

By: Old Hag

Old Hag — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I love WIFEY and I love FOREVER, and you can’t take that away from me.

By: Old Hag

Old Hag — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I just have an unfortunate thing for intense, bald and Irish. Also digging the arm hair. I think I’ve personally finally learned that they are only good for drunken fucking though — DEFINITELY not for sober fucking and certainly not for sober company.

Ed, I’ll expect some sort of thanks for how I’m classing up your web site, you know.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Barry’s Australian, but I think the same rules pretty much apply. Certainly to me. Intense Irish men…danger alert, code red.

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I see both of your points. But intense? Look at Barry’s lip and tell me that it doesn’t scream out “dweeb.”

By: Old Hag

Old Hag — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Oh, yeah, he’s clearly a fuckhead. But that’s why I’ve probably already slept with him.

By: Tom Working

Tom Working — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Wait, so let me get this straight. Everyone you’ve slept with is a fuckhead. But not all fuckheads you’ve slept with? Or is it that the state of “fuckhead” is achieved post coitus?

Btw Ed, Max Barry resembles every other skinhead from our old high school romping grounds. But I’m sure Max is a fine, overly tolerant wordsmith.

By: Graham

Graham — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Jennifer Government, I actually read the whole thing. Well, it wasn’t hard to read, it took me all of four hours, that was probably half the damned problem. Interesting idea, which is used up by the second chapter.