http://www.edrants.com/lone-literary-geek-decides-to-hate-sloane-crosley/ a blog in ever-shifting standing Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:15:38 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://www.edrants.com/lone-literary-geek-decides-to-hate-sloane-crosley/comment-page-1/#comment-250340 better things. Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:55:03 +0000 http://www.edrants.com/?p=7478#comment-250340 Here's my problem with her, and i'm just 17. I am her, and I'm just 17. She writes like a teenager that's trying too hard to sound cute. She's trying to fit into some trendy demographic but just falls out of place, despite of the references to her "pot dealer by night and paralegal at a major law firm by day" boyfriend's minor coke habit. Shut up. She also brags a lot, and throws in a lot of subtle references to her naturally-skinny body. It's unnecessary especially considering her really big head. She's clearly trying to combine pseudo-hipster references along with fashion-esque standards that don't make her look like too much of a feminist while maintaining a literary charm. Sadly, she's not cool enough to be sub-cultured or pretty enough to win us over, nor is she "clever." Well, not for The Cool Kids anyway. Sloane is just out of high school and probably grateful that her skin has improved. Good for her. I feel a lingering sense of guilt for trying to get away with sh*t like that in my high school creative writing class. It's THAT obvious. I can't wait for when I grow up. Here’s my problem with her, and i’m just 17.
I am her, and I’m just 17.
She writes like a teenager that’s trying too hard to sound cute. She’s trying to fit into some trendy demographic but just falls out of place, despite of the references to her “pot dealer by night and paralegal at a major law firm by day” boyfriend’s minor coke habit. Shut up. She also brags a lot, and throws in a lot of subtle references to her naturally-skinny body. It’s unnecessary especially considering her really big head. She’s clearly trying to combine pseudo-hipster references along with fashion-esque standards that don’t make her look like too much of a feminist while maintaining a literary charm. Sadly, she’s not cool enough to be sub-cultured or pretty enough to win us over, nor is she “clever.” Well, not for The Cool Kids anyway. Sloane is just out of high school and probably grateful that her skin has improved. Good for her. I feel a lingering sense of guilt for trying to get away with sh*t like that in my high school creative writing class. It’s THAT obvious. I can’t wait for when I grow up.

]]> http://www.edrants.com/lone-literary-geek-decides-to-hate-sloane-crosley/comment-page-1/#comment-250339 better things. Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:49:55 +0000 http://www.edrants.com/?p=7478#comment-250339 Here's my problem with her, and i'm just 17. I am her, and I'm just 17. She writes like a teenager that's trying too hard to sound cute. She's trying to fit into some trendy demographic but just falls out of place, despite of the references to her "pot dealer by night and paralegal at a major law firm by day" boyfriend's minor coke habit. Shut up. She also brags a lot, and throws in a lot of subtle references to her naturally-skinny body. It's unnecessary especially considering her really big head. She's clearly trying to combine pseudo-hipster references along with fashion-esque standards that don't make her look like too much of a feminist while maintaining a literary charm. Sadly, she's not cool enough to be sub-cultured or pretty enough to win us over, nor is she "clever." Well, not for The Cool Kids anyway. Sloane is just out of high school and probably grateful that her skin has improved. Good for her. I feel a lingering sense of guilt for trying to get away with sh*t like that in my high school creative writing class. It's THAT obvious. I can't for when I grow up. Here’s my problem with her, and i’m just 17.
I am her, and I’m just 17.
She writes like a teenager that’s trying too hard to sound cute. She’s trying to fit into some trendy demographic but just falls out of place, despite of the references to her “pot dealer by night and paralegal at a major law firm by day” boyfriend’s minor coke habit. Shut up. She also brags a lot, and throws in a lot of subtle references to her naturally-skinny body. It’s unnecessary especially considering her really big head. She’s clearly trying to combine pseudo-hipster references along with fashion-esque standards that don’t make her look like too much of a feminist while maintaining a literary charm. Sadly, she’s not cool enough to be sub-cultured or pretty enough to win us over, nor is she “clever.” Well, not for The Cool Kids anyway. Sloane is just out of high school and probably grateful that her skin has improved. Good for her. I feel a lingering sense of guilt for trying to get away with sh*t like that in my high school creative writing class. It’s THAT obvious. I can’t for when I grow up.

]]> http://www.edrants.com/lone-literary-geek-decides-to-hate-sloane-crosley/comment-page-1/#comment-241885 The April Fool’s Collection : Edward Champion’s Return of the Return of the Reluctant Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:32:48 +0000 http://www.edrants.com/?p=7478#comment-241885 [...] from Entering States Michael Bay and Bruce Willis On Board for Flann O’Brien Film Adaptation Lone Literary Geek Decides to Hate Sloane Crosley Harriet Klausner Gives Three Star Amazon [...] [...] from Entering States Michael Bay and Bruce Willis On Board for Flann O’Brien Film Adaptation Lone Literary Geek Decides to Hate Sloane Crosley Harriet Klausner Gives Three Star Amazon [...]

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