Good night and

That’s it, really.

Mothafucking Crash. Who’d have thunk it?

I’m turning off the television machine now. I love you all. Let us unite and strike down the tyranny of the montage. Do not go gently into the good champagne.


  1. March 6th, 2006 | 6:55 am

    I would just like to assure everyone this was posted around 11:40 last night. I did not sit up all night, watching infomercials and basking in the glow of what would have been the most boring Oscars ever were it not for you guys.