January 29, 2004

Clarifying the Conspiracy

There's something which needs to be stated for the record. I am TMFTML. Neal Pollack is too. (And here you all are wondering why Pollack's been quiet. Well, I assure you, the crazy bastard's been a workhorse.) And sometimes the Hag and Moby (curiously absent too -- with purpose, I assure you) get their say in. I've tried to throw you folks off, what with riffs against the first person plural. However, in the case of TMFTML, the entity that speaks is not unlike the one depicted in Theodore Sturgeon's More Than Human, which is why "we" is sometimes invoked.

So you can stop pestering the purported singular author. We're all laughing our asses off over the fact that you care and that you think that we're one individual. When, in fact, we're several people who cooked this idea up back in 1999, when we were drunk and wondering if all the computers were going to collapse because of Y2K.

The fact that you've believe us for so long has us chortling with laughter. The fact that you believe we have a day job and that we're actually in New York has us reaching for the bottle. Because the gambit's funnier with liquor.

The other great revelation, that has smething to do with all this, is that BOOG is actually Bill Keller. The Times has been paying cash installments to much of the blog cabal in an effort to increase its subscription base.

Terry Teachout and OGIC, however, have nothing to do with this.

Posted by DrMabuse at January 29, 2004 11:03 AM

No, I'm TMFTML and I said so first.

Posted by: TEV, um, I mean TMFTML at January 29, 2004 11:07 AM

Good, good, throw 'em off the trail. Well done.

Posted by: OGIC at January 29, 2004 05:20 PM