February 19, 2004

How to Make a Caitlin Flanagan


One jigger of Anita Bryant
One jigger of Jane Russell
One jigger of Ann Coulter
A dash of pretentious language (for faux sophistication and New Yorker credentials)
One quart of self-entitlement
An expendable income

Mix. Serves establishment.

Posted by DrMabuse at February 19, 2004 03:10 PM

Also, flirts with your husband while you're in the other room to boost her self-esteem. Sickly sweet aftertaste, too.

Posted by: cinetrix at February 19, 2004 06:40 PM

Oh shit. I do that.
But at least I blow him, so you don't have to!

Posted by: O.H. at February 19, 2004 07:45 PM

What's with all the blowjobs lately, Hag?

Posted by: Ed at February 22, 2004 04:35 PM