For the record, my TCCI is 54%. Teachout's damn crazy is he thinks he's going to get us to eat anchovies or give up James Joyce or pomo, let alone deny the kickass Rio Bravo or choose Steely Dan (!) over Elvis Costello.
In response to the TCCI, I present the Reluctant Index. Answer these questions:
Tally your score by counting left and right answers. Then divide the left score by three without using paper or a calculator. If the final count is more than 0.00005, you're okay in my book.