This is the 403 page for Edward Champion's website.

If you are seeing this page, it is because:

  1. You or somebody using your IP address has attempted to spam this server. (This is the likeliest option.)
  2. You or somebody using your IP address are one of the six people who have been banned from this website for being a nuisance and/or not being capable of calm and diplomatic resolution of some incident with the proprietor. (Yes, I do keep track.)

Some may view such a policy as "fascism." But this is my site, not yours. And I only have so much time in the day.

However, I am a reasonable man.

If you would like to petition to have your IP address reinstated, or if you believe there has been some mistake, you can email Edward Champion. Please be sure to note your IP address in the email, so that it can be confirmed against my records. If you would like to revisit the consequences of your actions and atone (as civilized beings often do), this too is welcome. If you want to kiss and make up, the proprietor always welcomes jocular banter and silly smooches.

Thank you.

-- Edward Champion