Comments on: Twenty-One More Reasons Why Litbloggers Are Evil & Unethical

By: George

George — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 19:42:27 +0000

So lonely… so very lonely.

By: birnbaum

birnbaum — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:49:44 +0000

I feel compelled to report that match book covers notwithstanding, “untold riches” have not come my way as a result of my internet activities

I miissed it ( I don’t pay attention to the NYTBR either), did some scolding sumobitch claim otherwise? The realy big story that no one is covering is the pedicure regimens of dem thievin’ internet scoundrels. That’s real news

By: Megan

Megan — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:17:31 +0000

David Ulin is my bitch! Rupert Thomson rules, I tells ya.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 01:08:36 +0000

Duct tape doesn’t prevent terrorist attacks? Damn this post! My life is ruined.

By: Susan

Susan — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 18:16:23 +0000

Bwah! The Amazon Affiliates program – give me a break. The writer of that article probably thinks that duct tape over the windows will prevent terrorist attacks as well. Some people will blow the dumbest things out of proportion.

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 15:14:03 +0000

I’ve heard rumors that Bat Segundo has connections to certain Latin American oil interests. Which surprises me, since he so recently took holy orders. Shame on you, Father Segundo!

By: Dan Wickett

Dan Wickett — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 13:56:33 +0000

Frey? Leave it to Uncle RB to toss out a pun in the middle of this ‘serious’ topic.

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By: birnbaum

birnbaum — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 13:20:16 +0000

The rank and foul stench of commercialism that engulfs the literary world required a stouthearted intrepid soul the likes of you to be fumigated. All these people getting rich of ,uh , what exactly?—-no matter, once again Ed you have stepped into the frey and slain the dragons

Good for you.

By: Rake

Rake — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:33:42 +0000

The truth is out. They call me the Rake not only because I can sing, I can dance, and I’m the king of romance…but also because I always get my goddamn cut.

$5000 per mention of Stephen Dixon? Hell yeah, I get that shit. Now off to go write in my ruby-encrusted Moleskine.

By: Gwenda

Gwenda — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:01:22 +0000

I heart.

By: Fran

Fran — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:27:26 +0000

You forgot that they all have hairy computer mouses because of their hairy palms, which are hairy from all that masturbating they do while blogging, which spreads hairiness to their computer mouses.

By: Syntax of Things

Syntax of Things — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 00:28:10 +0000

Buzz Marketing, SoT Style

In case you’re wondering, I don’t use Amazon links on this blog. Haven’t since I found out that Amazon supported an overwhelming number of Red-state causes. Plus, I would prefer that any sales generated by my blog go to a

By: Dan Wickett

Dan Wickett — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 00:00:45 +0000

Christ Ed! You have to do this the night I explain to my mom how she can google my name??? Not to mention the shame of the “female” authors I’ve mentioned.

By: May Barber

May Barber — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:39:10 +0000

I’m frightened. I got 90% of the jokes which means I’m spending far too much time reading blogs.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:34:04 +0000

Damn you, Ed! How am I going to support my heroin, crack, and meth habit now that I’ve been exposed?

By: AC

AC — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:12:53 +0000

Ed, you just made my day. (I ate crow this morning for something I wrote).

Looking forward to the next Segundo show