Nick Douglas has apparently been shitcanned from Valleywag and all I got was this crummy T-shirt (and one of the worst blog designs I think I’ve ever seen).
Year / 2006
Sony’s Ken Kutaragi Promises to Bankrupt American Families With Needlessly Expensive Xmas Gift
Good to See Us Taking the Moral High Ground (Unlike Our Enemies)
The Same Way You “Cure” an Agoraphobic By Dropping Him Off Into an Iowa Cornfield and Driving Off
UPI: “Women with allergic symptoms after intercourse may be allergic to their partner’s semen, but the cure for some is more sex, say U.S. researchers.”
Perhaps He’ll Settle Down Once He Learns These Are Educational Programmes
Independent: “In an article for Prospect magazine, Sir Jeremy Isaacs cites programmes such as Designer Vaginas, The World’s Biggest Penis and the forthcoming Wank Week, as evidence of the channel’s decline.”

