New York Times: “France is proud of its contribution to culture in such forms as existentialism, Impressionism and auteur films. Now the French culture minister wants to add Donkey Kong to his country’s pantheon of high art.”
Year / 2006
At Last a Career Move We Can All Be Thankful For
Somewhere, a fanboy is yelling, “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!”
Alternative and Inexpensive Couples Therapy: Streaking Through Wafflehouse
Associated Press: “A couple that began squabbling in a motel room Friday morning carried their dispute over to an adjacent Waffle House restaurant in the nude, police said.”
Yul to Photographers: When the Hair Goes, No More Dick Shots
TMZ: “A full-frontal picture of the actor, taken in the 1940’s for an art study, is currently up for auction on eBay. While the photo is explicit, the most surprising aspect is that Yul actually has a full head of hair.”
Maryland Appellate Court to Women: “Shut Up, Bitch! He Said You Said Yes!”
WBAL: “An appellate court said Maryland’s rape law is clear — no doesn’t mean no when it follows a yes and intercourse has begun.”
This is utterly appalling and utterly inhuman.