Maybe It’s Wise to Maintain a Bachelor Desktop Model

Girlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0: “Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system activity. He’s finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). During installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.”

© 2006, Edward Champion. All rights reserved.

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John
19 years ago

I agree. Besides, girlfriends can always be upgraded with newer girlfriend models!

Jeff VanderMeer
Jeff VanderMeer
19 years ago

So I guess the report filed on Wife 1.0 and Girlfriend 6.0 was submitted by Dickhead 1.0?

JeffV