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The Bat Segundo Show, a new weekly podcast, will premiere several times this year at 9 PM. And sometimes at 9:01 PM too!

Seeking new or established fiction novelists, real-life memoirists, comic strip graphic novelists, epidermal skin flick directors, cash-concerned money men, love-centric romance novelists, and other interview subjects that encourage such redundant use of language.

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http://www.edrants.com/segundo

Looking forward to hearing from you.

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Mr. Segundo

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Jonathan Ames Alert

Several years ago, I made a deal at a rustic crossroads. A man, clad only in a red velveteen suit, told me that good things would happen under the following proviso: Mention anything Jonathan Ames is involved in and I might — just might — learn how to play decent bluegrass guitar. To this day, my bluegrass skills are shaky at best, although I can play a mean pentatonic riff if you ply me with enough liquor. But I am a man of my word and I still retain some dim hope that I’ll wake up from a scandalous dream involving a few topless librarians with the abilities to outplay Jerry Reed, only to cast aside my Taylor unexpectedly to play second banana to Burt Reynolds in a series of marginal cinematic comedies.

While things have been quiet on the Ames front of late, I’m pleased to report that they haven’t been flatline. A new outlet called The L Magazine has seen fit to publish a Jonathan Ames story called “A Walk Home,” and it involves, of all things, the Gowanus Canal.

There’s Also an Raging Middle-Aged Borderline Alcoholic Who Can’t Accept the Fact That He’s No Longer Thirty and Seems to Believe That He’s God’s Gift to Women

Publisher’s Lunch: “David Hasselhoff’s autobiography, MAKING WAKES. written with Peter Thompson, showing “there’s more to The Hoff than great hair and legs that look good while running down a beach,” to Erin Brown at Thomas Dunne Books, for publication in spring 2007, by Kate Hibbert of Hodder & Stoughton UK (NA).”