The John Birch Monthly

The John Birch Monthly

I never thought I’d see the day when the Atlantic advocated racist generalizations. Actually, it’s the white guys who never seem to wash their hands…

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Your Brain's Guide to a Safe New Year

Your Brain’s Guide to a Safe New Year

Today, please adjust the settings in your mind, as follows: 4:00 PM: Yearly Self-Diagnostic. Run defrag program. Check for viruses. Finish organizing and prioritizing memories…

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Cutting Off the Collectors

Cutting Off the Collectors

Patrice Moore, a 43 year old one-time mail clerk, was trapped under a pile of books and paper. Emergency workers filled 50 garbage bags with…

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More Quickies

More Quickies

Way to go, Brian! And, another good victory. Bertrand Russell’s last essay: “There could be a happy world, where co-operation was more in evidence than…

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Gaddis Was The Man

Gaddis Was The Man

Today, Wood S Lot reminded me that eighty-one years ago, one of the most underappreciated American novelists was born. I first came across Gaddis when…

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Snaps

Snaps

No less an authority than University of Wisconsin professor Barbara Chatton has revealed that the film form is bad for Dr. Seuss. Chatton notes that…

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Mayfly

Mayfly

Here’s my Mayfly 20 word capsule: Holed up, reborn, maturity, resolve, decisions, less damnations, hitting the ground running, whipping my lazy ass for next year’s…

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The Un-Ethicist

Shortly after Xmas, I was astonished to get this email: Dear Mr. Champion: Randy’s at it again. Every time our family gets together for the…

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Solid Contentions

Apparently, Ewan McGregor’s uncle (Denis Lawson, who played Wedge Antilles in the original Star Wars trilogy) turned Ian McEwan’s infamous short story,”Solid Geometry,” into a…

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Putting the Cock in Caucasian

Angry Asian Man points to this fascinating article on the booming plastic surgery in Asia: “The culturally loaded issue today is the number of Asians…

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Quickies

Quickies

The Guardian has an excerpt of Carol Shield’s unfinished novel, Segue, which she was working on at the time of her death. Terry Gross interviews…

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Res Ipsa Loquitur

According to the Google News algorithm, six American lives are worth more than 20,000 Iranian lives.

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Report

Report

The streets remain quiet, even after Xmas has come and gone. Those who remain hide behind locked doors. But some can be found on buses…

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A Very Scary Xmas

A Very Scary Xmas

Karl Rove reads “Santa’s New Reindeer.” Beyond the expected lack of conviction, let me count the many ways that this is wrong.

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Can They Sink Any Lower?

Can They Sink Any Lower?

Melissa Panarello’s One Hundred Strokes of the Hairbrush Before Going to Sleep, the latest “sexually frank memoir,” is different from the usual memoirs, but only…

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Script Before the Book

Script Before the Book

Sarah points to this article on Philip K. Dick adaptations, which suggests that the best PKD movies are those made by directors dismissive of the…

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The Eggers Rumor

The Eggers Rumor

Okay, folks, here’s what I know about the Eggers-Where the Wild Things Are connection. I contacted Playtone Productions, the production company that’s behind Where the…

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Nice Guys & Lesbians

Nice Guys & Lesbians

Oddly enough, I had a “date” similar to this, though nowhere nearly as extreme: ME: Why is she walking home and why are you picking…

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Work in the Prison

Work in the Prison

Jospeh T. Hallinan’s Going Up the River has countless revelations for anyone interested in how the prison-industrial complex has changed American life. But two, so…

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Bah Humbug

Bah Humbug

For all those who have offered, “Happy holidays,” thank you for the well-wishes that don’t specifically reference Xmas. Happy holidays and good cheer back to…

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Quickies

Quickies

Infinity expert A.W. Moore compares David Foster Wallace’s Everything and More against two other books specializing in the subject and concludes that DFW is wrong:…

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Prisoner's Dilemma

Prisoner’s Dilemma

4,000 men were questioned in Britain. The results: Married men are more likely to suffer mental health problems than those who live with their partners….

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Their Threat Fatigue and We Need To Do My Things On Your Alert

Their Threat Fatigue and We Need To Do My Things On Your Alert

What Tom Ridge Said: “I don’t think we’ve got to worry about threat fatigue. We need to be on the alert and America needs to…

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Doctors, Lytton & More

Doctors, Lytton & More

British practitioners are tired of writing doctor’s notes. Apparently, there’s a rampant epidemic of comparative note shopping. This collection of notes, however, suggests that the…

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I've Always Wanted to Do This

I’ve Always Wanted to Do This

Reading on a Dream: I hope these kids take their show on the road. Opening night at the Library of Congress? Somewhat Related Link: If…

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Beyond the Pale

Beyond the Pale

Maud’s posted a great little ditty on pallor. But I must assure Ms. Newton that she don’t have jack on my albino ass. For years,…

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I've Got the Power

I’ve Got the Power

Last night’s planned baking extravaganza went awry. The situation was perhaps best described by today’s Chronicle in a remarkably redundant headline: Blackout puts S.F. in…

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Who the Hell is Emeril?

While trying to score some bakeware this afternoon, I ran smack dab into a huge display that read “Emeril.” Physically, I was unharmed. Emotionally, however,…

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Bad Santa

Bad Santa

Like everyone, the Muthafu’in Holidays have kept me so perplexed that I’m dropping key letters from colorful adjectives and creating nonsense. Expect something coherent again…

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___________ of the ___________

___________ of the ___________

Well, now that I’ve seen It (It being a high-profile film release that will make many people rich this week alone), I must confess that…

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