Edwards Delivers Stump Speech At Auction; Blows Campaign Funds on Ming Vase

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Quick Juice

Quick Juice

Dennis Quaid thanks Crowe for humiliating him. (via Amy) The scoop behind Churchill’s Nobel Lit Prize win (via Moorish). And Lizzie has convinced me to…

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Ad Hom to Ad Hom

Dale Peck isn’t just a bitch, but he’s an hubric mofo who compares his Moody blues to both Edmund Wilson and Virginia Woolf. (And, of…

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NYT vs. Blogs

NYT vs. Blogs

Wired: “So Withers decided to start the Wilgoren Watch, dedicated to deconstructing The New York Times’ coverage of Howard Dean’s campaign. Within weeks, the site…

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7% of My Thoughts on January 30, 2004

7% of My Thoughts on January 30, 2004

1. I had a terrifying dream in which I lost all of my teeth. It should be stated for the record that this was not…

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To Hell with the Democrats, Here’s a Real Race to Get Behind

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Maslin: Pop Lit Ghetto 'Ho

Maslin: Pop Lit Ghetto ‘Ho

Janet Maslin is a good critic, but any doubts that she’s been ghettoized by the Times as the “pop lit gal” should be removed. In…

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Unilateral Typography, Motherfucker

Unilateral Typography, Motherfucker

The U.S. State Department has banned the courier font from all diplomatic correspondence. “That’ll show ‘em,” said a State Department official, who hoped that Times…

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Okay, So I'm About Four Months Behind on This, But...

Okay, So I’m About Four Months Behind on This, But…

Naomi Wolf: “But the effect [of porn] is not making men into raving beasts. On the contrary: The onslaught of porn is responsible for deadening…

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Tracking Sensations Is A Tough Racket

Tracking Sensations Is A Tough Racket

“If you reject absolutely any single sensation without stopping to distinguish between opinion about things awaiting confirmation and that which is already confirmed to be…

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Kucinich for 2004

Kucinich for 2004

November really boils down to one choice: Anybody But Bush. But since we’re in the primary stage, why not have a little bit of fun?…

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Dean's Dead in the Water

Dean’s Dead in the Water

New York Times: “Tricia Enright, the campaign’s communications director, said Dr. Dean was forming ‘a new creative team’ to overhaul its television advertisements. She said…

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Clarifying the Conspiracy

Clarifying the Conspiracy

There’s something which needs to be stated for the record. I am TMFTML. Neal Pollack is too. (And here you all are wondering why Pollack’s…

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Dean Consults Alt-Weekly Advice Column to Recharge Campaign

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Can Houghton Mifflin Handle the Truth?

Can Houghton Mifflin Handle the Truth?

Some distressing news from Publisher’s Lunch. The ironically named Committee for Truth in Psychiatry has sued Houghton Mifflin and writer Daniel Smith for $20 million…

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Whoops!  Sorry About Spilling the Coor's On the White Suit, Dude

Whoops! Sorry About Spilling the Coor’s On the White Suit, Dude

Tom Wolfe’s new novel, about “contemporary college life as seen through the eyes of students,” is due out this fall. Wolfe’s been kicking around frat…

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Tainted by Influence?

Tainted by Influence?

Iowablog: “I think everything I learned at Iowa is wrong.” These are good, honest words to hear from a young whipper-snapper who wants to write….

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Noir City #6

Noir City #6

The Locket (1944): Normally, I frown upon the flashback structure. Unless you have a solid justification for it (like Memento), it comes across as gimmicky….

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Okay, Howard Dean is Almost Finished

Okay, Howard Dean is Almost Finished

To call Dean’s second place finish in New Hampshire “close” is to approach a cliff face, jump off, and attempt to land on the ground…

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Models Attacked by Desargues’ Involutions While on Catwalk

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NYTBR Smackdown

NYTBR Smackdown

The Observer leaks the shortlist for Chip McGrath’s replacement. SARAH CRICHTON: Former publisher of Little, Brown, fired, with charges of commercialism and fights with Warner…

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The Link, The Whole Link and Nothing But the Link

The Link, The Whole Link and Nothing But the Link

Rittenhouse: “If you link to ‘Wonkette’ through your blogroll you cannot and will not enjoy, for what that might be worth, a link from The…

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Inside A Young Genius

Inside A Young Genius

While walking along Valencia St. a few nights ago, I came across a crumpled piece of paper on the sidewalk. I didn’t have any reading…

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Naked Dentists Dog Markson & Marquez's Potential Movies?

Naked Dentists Dog Markson & Marquez’s Potential Movies?

Nudity in Science Fiction Books (via Quiddity) Only in John Updike’s universe could a person be prim about dental procedure: ?Let?s have lunch,? he begged….

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Noir City #5

Noir City #5

Noir attrition has kicked in. And it’s not just me. I had to assure a fellow film buff that Sydney Greenstreet did indeed appear in…

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Why I Am Avoiding DBC Pierre

Why I Am Avoiding DBC Pierre

Not one motherfucker in the States says “fucken.” What was the point in spelling it this way? If we are to look at this from…

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Pope John Paul II Refuses to Play Chess with Dick Cheney

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Anne Tyler: Unwavering Instigator of Irritation

Anne Tyler: Unwavering Instigator of Irritation

Michiko on Joe Ezterhas: “As for the rest of this ridiculously padded, absurdly self-indulgent book, the reader can only cry: T.M.I.! Too Much Information! And:…

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And the Nominees Are...

And the Nominees Are…

The nominees have been announced. 1. Spellbound was ignored in the Best Documentary category. 2. Granted, he was fun. But Johnny Depp for Pirates of…

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NYTBR & Keller Update

NYTBR & Keller Update

I’m stunned by the sudden influx of email I’ve had concerning my call to action re: Keller and the New York Times Book Review (thanks…

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