Open Source Sodomy

Open Source Sodomy

“This should be a better world,” a science fiction convention attendee said. “A more honest one, where sex isn’t shameful or degrading. I wish this…

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Simple as Pie

Simple as Pie

Ladies and gentlemen, you may have observed the relative silence around these parts of late. This is because I am very angry — furious about…

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On the Exchange of Moments

On the Exchange of Moments

Dude, like, there’s this whole web conservation moment going down. The same bullshit about how there’s all this bullshit on the Web and how it’s…

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200

Today, there are two notable pieces of news: The Bat Segundo Show has now crossed the 200 episode mark, with shocking developments involving Mr. Segundo,…

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Interim

Interim

Reports on the Mailer tribute at Carnegie Hall, the Baker/Julavits/Siegel talk* at the New York Public Library, and a review of the documentary Young@Heart are…

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Old-Time Music

Old-Time Music

Rock ‘n’ roll is here to stay this morning Rock ‘n’ roll is here to stay this morning Rock ‘n’ roll is here to stay…

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My Blueberry Nights

My Blueberry Nights

As the extreme closeups of gooey ice cream melting into viscous blueberry pie made my pre-lunch stomach grumble, I thought at first that Wong Kar-Wai’s…

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The April Fool's Collection

The April Fool’s Collection

April Fool’s Day has come and gone. But for those who missed the fun, here’s a list of links to the entries: Samantha Power to…

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Harriet Klausner Gives Three Star Amazon Review

Harriet Klausner Gives Three Star Amazon Review

Harriet Klausner, known to the literary world as Amazon’s #1 reviewer and known for her generosity towards every book that she reads, stunned the literary…

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Lone Literary Geek Decides to Hate Sloane Crosley

Lone Literary Geek Decides to Hate Sloane Crosley

As reported this morning by Slunch, it has become almost impossible to hate Sloane Crosley. Until now. Josie Harris, a 34-year-old paralegal, has decided enough…

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Michael Bay and Bruce Willis On Board for Flann O'Brien Film Adaptation

Michael Bay and Bruce Willis On Board for Flann O’Brien Film Adaptation

Hack Hollywood director Michael Bay informed friends and colleagues that he was “sick to death” of turning out crappy films and announced that his next…

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Border Protection to Ban All Foreign Writers from Entering States

Border Protection to Ban All Foreign Writers from Entering States

US Customs and Border Protection, galvanized by their successful efforts to prevent Sebastian Horsley from entering the United States, have decided to take things further…

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"Pretentious Literary Fiction" To Get New Section in Bookstores

“Pretentious Literary Fiction” To Get New Section in Bookstores

This morning, booksellers finally figured out what to do about the massive influx of pretentious literary fiction that has taken over the “Fiction” section in…

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Orange Unveils Male-Only Banana Prize

Orange Unveils Male-Only Banana Prize

In response to recent criticisms from A.S. Byatt, the Orange Broadband Prize announced that it would begin handing out an all-new male-only prize called the…

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William Vollmann Turns In Uncharacteristically Slim Children's Book

William Vollmann Turns In Uncharacteristically Slim Children’s Book

National Book Award-winning writer William T. Vollmann stunned the Penguin offices when he submitted a 22-page children’s book to Viking editor Paul Slovak this morning….

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Neal Pollack to Write Dad Essays Until the End of Time

Neal Pollack to Write Dad Essays Until the End of Time

Writer Neal Pollack, who found considerable success with his book, Alternadad, has decided to write nothing other than father-related essays through the end of his…

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Litbloggers Agree That Blogging "Takes Too Much Time"

Litbloggers Agree That Blogging “Takes Too Much Time”

Hot on the heels of the Litblog Co-Op’s disbandment, litbloggers decided to combine their collective malaise and stop blogging. Bookbanger.com’s Gary Hesmith was the man…

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Rachel Donadio Continues Transformation Into Younger and Stupider Curtis Sittenfeld

Rachel Donadio Continues Transformation Into Younger and Stupider Curtis Sittenfeld

This Sunday, Rachel Donadio continued her regrettable declivity into the morass of embarrassing personal essays — the kind of writing once penned by Curtis Sittenfeld,…

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