New York Times: “Instead of parking here for the whole month, Mr. Bush, who arrived Thursday night, will spend just 10 nights before returning to the White House.” (via Ghost in the Machine)

George Bush is the Messiah.

San Francisco Chronicle: “‘We’re in uncharted waters,’ said Mark DiCamillo, director of the Field Poll. ‘All previous presidents who have dipped this low either resigned from office shortly thereafter or were voted out of office. Here we have a president who will be with us for 2 1/2 more years.”

…but I’m pretty sure that inviting North Korea to fire a missile at California is more batshit insane a public statement than almost everything Bush has ever uttered. Am I awake after a mere four hours of sleep? Oh, you better believe it. What next? Sending Kim Jong Il a map of the West Coast’s most vulnerable targets?

“You gonna ask your qustion with the shades on?”.