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Sarah’s first column at the Sun is out. Check it out, pref. with BugMeNot.

And this piece pretty much makes a case against any future feature-length article about blogging. Since when did Wonkette get a definite article? Next thing you know, they’ll be calling our asses The Our Girl from Chicago, The TMFTML, or The The Old Hag, or The Dr. Mabuse. Come on, you silly people. If you’re a newspaper with a fact checking department that employs more people per issue than the United States did during the entirety of the Rwandan massacre, at least you can get the fucken* terminology right. Right?

As for Tanenhaus, we’re biding our time, folks.

* That goes for you too, DBC Pierre!

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Jimmy Beck
Jimmy Beck
2025 years ago

Don’t forget 80s pop phenoms The The The…

gwenda
2025 years ago

If you threaten early retirement again, it’ll be THE Ed Rants, Mister!

Ed
Ed
2025 years ago

Gwenda: There are internal forces of humility in place that will prevent such an ignoble appellation.

Greg Dewar
2025 years ago

I loathe and despise “Wonkette” and everything about Denton Media.