#2 — peter o’toole is a beautiful man


Peter O’Toole, sloshed out of his gourd after receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award, propped up by Roger Ebert and (even better) that thespic Z-list lackey Jason Patric. Certainly apropos of National Drunken Writing Night.


  1. Peter O’Toole was asked by Rosie fucking O’Donnell once if he exercised. His reply?

    “The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of my friends who took exercise.”

    This exchange took place at 10 a.m., if I recall.

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