A Proud Crank

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Posted on June 30, 2004 
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To the foolish fop who dared to defend my honor at Maud’s, let it be known that I am a proud crank, a consummate dunce, and run such a fever that neither a team of doctors nor infinite cases of quinine can stop me from babbling like a raving loon. There’s no honor denying these silly misinterpretations. I get enough of the jejune (nod to Birnbaum) PC shit when I visit Berkeley. So please: I urge all able Reluctant readers to flurry epithets posthaste!

Back to my temporary Bastille.

Comments

4 Responses to “A Proud Crank”

  1. birnbaum on July 2nd, 2004 11:15 am

    There will be no jejune in July.

  2. Tom Working on July 2nd, 2004 4:59 pm

    Hey! Marlon Wayans is dead at 80! Oh wait, I read the headline wrong… Marlon Brando, dead at 80.

  3. Sarah on July 2nd, 2004 6:14 pm

    To the best of our knowledge, Mr. Brandon never dressed up as a White Chick. But then again, who knows…?

  4. Rory on July 4th, 2004 10:20 am

    Isn’t quinine distilled from jejune?