An Early Finalist for the 2010 Bad Sex Award?

The following passage is from a forthcoming novel:

A navigational beacon in ___’s black Levi’s, a long-dormant transmitter buried by a more advanced civilization, was sparking back to life. Where he ought to have felt guilt, he instead was getting hard. Oh, the clairvoyance of the dick: it could see the future in a heartbeat, leaving the brain to play catch-up and find the necessary route from occluded present to preordained outcome.

Can you name the author?

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Andy P.
Andy P.
15 years ago

I cannot name the author but I’m pretty sure “Oh, the clairvoyance of the dick” will be the title of my autobiography.

RichLeC
RichLeC
15 years ago

I think it’s between Bret Easton Ellis and Rick Moody. Black Levi’s? I pick Ellis.

leon
leon
15 years ago

That has to be either Franzen or Roth.

J.D. Finch
15 years ago

Zombie John Updike.

Mike Czobit
Mike Czobit
15 years ago

Reading The Corrections right now, and I’m thinking that’s Franzen.

Jimmy Beck
Jimmy Beck
15 years ago

I’m gonna go off the board:

Richard Powers
Richard Ford
Russell Banks (a previous nominee)

Bat of Moon
Bat of Moon
15 years ago

Martin Amis?