About Author: Patrick Stephenson

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I hate commies!

Posts by Patrick Stephenson

  • Those two posts below are my last for Return of the Reluctant. I’ve really, really enjoyed this. Thanks Ed for the opportunity! If any of you liked my contributions, I...

    Okay, I’m Done

    Those two posts below are my last for Return of the Reluctant. I’ve really, really enjoyed this. Thanks Ed for the opportunity! If any of you liked my contributions, I...

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  • [To understand this entry, you must first read this entry. I originally posted this on my own blog, so keep in mind that it's written from that perspective.] My dad—briefly...

    I’d Buy That For a Dollar

    [To understand this entry, you must first read this entry. I originally posted this on my own blog, so keep in mind that it's written from that perspective.] My dad—briefly...

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  • [EDITOR'S NOTE: Since there has been some confusion on the subject, and I feel embarrassed that Patrick's hard work is being attributed to me, please note that this post was...

    The Outlaw Vern

    [EDITOR'S NOTE: Since there has been some confusion on the subject, and I feel embarrassed that Patrick's hard work is being attributed to me, please note that this post was...

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  • I’m not quite done yet, so this isn’t my closing post, but I—like Tao—will post a poem. Okay, two poems, one of which you’ve read a thousand times before but...

    Get Stewed

    I’m not quite done yet, so this isn’t my closing post, but I—like Tao—will post a poem. Okay, two poems, one of which you’ve read a thousand times before but...

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  • Jonathan Ames, favorite author of P.S. and writer of such novels as THE EXTRA MAN, I PASS LIKE NIGHT and WAKE UP, SIR!, plus three collections of comedic essays, has...

    Ames et Manson

    Jonathan Ames, favorite author of P.S. and writer of such novels as THE EXTRA MAN, I PASS LIKE NIGHT and WAKE UP, SIR!, plus three collections of comedic essays, has...

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  • (In that I’m not a slacker or a beatnik.) [1] Allen Ginsberg [source: Cody's Books] I remember that, in my mid-teens, I assumed my cousin E. and my uncle J....

    I’m Not Counterculture

    (In that I’m not a slacker or a beatnik.) [1] Allen Ginsberg [source: Cody's Books] I remember that, in my mid-teens, I assumed my cousin E. and my uncle J....

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  • Miranda July, author of the just released No One Belongs Here More Than You, appears in Blonde Redhead’s newest music video. The song is “Top Ranking,” from the band’s 23....

    Miranda July’s a Poser

    Miranda July, author of the just released No One Belongs Here More Than You, appears in Blonde Redhead’s newest music video. The song is “Top Ranking,” from the band’s 23....

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  • I never want to hear the phrases ‘It was just like a TV show,’ or ‘It was just like a movie,’ or any variation on those in word choice or...

    Just Like a TV Show

    I never want to hear the phrases ‘It was just like a TV show,’ or ‘It was just like a movie,’ or any variation on those in word choice or...

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  • Finally you have returned, John Rambo. Where have you been? At first, this trailer appears to advertise a serious drama. The Goldsmith score, the Christian prayer, the debate about whether...

    As Easy As Breathin’

    Finally you have returned, John Rambo. Where have you been? At first, this trailer appears to advertise a serious drama. The Goldsmith score, the Christian prayer, the debate about whether...

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  • I go through periods where words—like strong-hookéd pop songs—get stuck, lodged you might say, in my head. Recently, it was ‘legerdemain,’ today it’s ‘vituperative.’ I had a dream about ‘vituperative’...

    Ear Wigs

    I go through periods where words—like strong-hookéd pop songs—get stuck, lodged you might say, in my head. Recently, it was ‘legerdemain,’ today it’s ‘vituperative.’ I had a dream about ‘vituperative’...

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