Because All Novelists Are Financial Wizards

So what do you do when you’re a financial site looking to garner some Wall Streetcred? You, uh, interview Kinky Friedman about money. Fortunately, Friedman keeps up a goofy poker face:

Bankrate: What would you have done if you hadn’t sold that book?

Kinky Friedman: I was going to commit suicide by jumping through a ceiling fan.