Canada: “The director and producer of the Porky’s films and the original Black Christmas has been killed in a traffic accident in California.”
Of course, I’ll always remember Clark for A Christmas Story, which more than makes up for the craptacular Porky’s films.
[UPDATE: Anyone who can come up with this schlock is worthy of respect.]
Steps from my house, I drive past it almost every day. Did you hear the drunk-driving fucker went to the hospital with “minor injuries”? They should lock him up forever.