Category / Sex
Lamarck Would Be Ashamed, But the Matter Must Be Settled
Over at Michelle’s, some interesting questions have been raised: Is sex better than writing? Is writing better than masturbation? And, seeing as how writing and masturbation serve practically the same purpose, why is one valued over the other?
This is a grand philosophical question. The beginnings of an elaborate taxonomy finally putting variants of sex in line with variants of writing! The ultimate crossover, or existential mash-up! If one must style a list, I would argue that the order of things goes something like this:
1. Sex
2. Writing
3. Masturbation
4. Reading
5. Blogging
What are your thoughts, dear readers?
Chime in at Michelle’s or here, whatever your pleasure.
Also Something to Worry About: People Complaining About Dry Spells Who Never Leave the House
Physorg: “‘The de-interaction of sex is something I worry about,’….Heiman said in a conference call with reporters.” (Emphasis added.) (via Susannah Breslin)
But Does “Reindeer Games” Really Count as Influential?
The Greatest and Most Influential Erotic/Sexual Films and Scenes: an amazingly detailed list and good reference point for those (like me) who are interested in this subject. I didn’t know, for example, that Shirley Temple starred in a short called “Polly Tix in Washington” where, at the age of four, she played a high-priced prostitute! Yikes! (via MeFi)
A Bit Forced, But Any Film That Legitimizes Quirky Relationships is Good by Me
“Polly Wally” (including a DFW reference) (Thanks but WTF, John?)
(Also: “Gang Bang: The Musical,” “Do You Take It?” (my favorite) and “MILF Hotline.”)