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The 10 Most Recent Dispatches
- The Bat Segundo Show: Agnieszka Holland
- The Bat Segundo Show: Stephen Fry
- The Bat Segundo Show: Deborah Scroggins
- Komen for the Cowards: Betraying Breast Cancer
- The Bat Segundo Show: Susan Cain
- Forgotten Writers: Dorothy Uhnak
- Dwight Garner’s Revisionist Ignorance: Ayaan Hirsi Ali
- Forgotten Writers: The Novels of John P. Marquand
- The Situation in American Waffles
- The Bat Segundo Show: Elliot Perlman
Modern Library Reading Challenge
On January 10, 2011, Managing Editor Edward Champion pledged to read the top 100 fiction books from #100 to #1. Read about his progress as he makes his way through the Modern Library canon!
84. The Death of the Heart (January 6, 2012)
85. Lord Jim (November 30, 2011)
86. Ragtime (October 30, 2011)
Books To Jump Up and Down Over
The Call by Yannick Murphy: The always interesting author of Here They Come and Signed, Mata Hari returns with a novel that whips up a worldview from a rather quirky set of limitations: namely, the call logs that a veterinarian maintains as his son is unexpectedly put into a coma and an unforgiving economy denies him work. What emerges is a surprisingly optimistic, often funny, and very moving account on how one family uses acceptance and forgiveness as a way to atone for hard knocks. (Bat Segundo interview with Murphy)
Birds of Paradise by Diana Abu-Jaber: Forget Franzen and Eugenides. If you're looking for a social novel that counts, Diana Abu-Jaber is the author you're looking for. Building from the free-form exploration of consciousness and identity in Crescent and the gripping procedural structure of Origin, Abu-Jaber's latest novel is her finest, equally fluent with gutterpunk culture and smarmy real estate men. It has been suggested by The Washington Post's Ron Charles that you will likely gain some pounds while reading this novel. This is certainly true. Abu-Jaber's description of food is so precise that it often made me want to do more cooking. But I very much admired the way in which Abu-Jaber presents all her characters as unwitting victims of rough capitalism, which permits them some dignity even as they perform terrible acts.
The Last of the Live Nude Girls by Sheila McClear: This memoir isn't so much about the decline of the Times Square peepshow, as it is about one young woman's efforts to pull herself up by by her bootstraps when presented with few economic options. Filled with self-introspective candor and a quiet dignity, McClear's story is one that might befall any of us in these volatile times. While McClear does get back on her feet, her book leads one contemplating the terrible fates of other young women now moving to New York and falling into deadlier vocations. (Bat Segundo interview with McClear)
Relationships Archive
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Posted on September 20, 2009 | 2 CommentsThe girl broke his heart. Just like the previous one had. And the one before that. But it was meant to be this way. This was his lot in life.... -
I Need a Husband!
Posted on February 13, 2008 | 29 CommentsAbout six months after I continued to remain happy and childless, I saw a woman sitting with her son on a blanket. Her name, I later discovered, was Lori and... -
And You Thought You Had Bad First Dates
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Or Maybe These Bozos Just Lack Basic Humility
Posted on May 3, 2007 | No CommentsGreta Christina: “It’s hard to know what exactly is going on with these guys. Is this some macho thing — the men get freaked out because men are supposed to... -
Justin.TV: Hardly Exhibitionism
Posted on April 11, 2007 | No CommentsJustin.TV Guide: “Admit it. When you first heard about Justin.TV, your curiosity quickly wandered toward the scatalogical [sic] and the sexual. Justin has obviously had no qualms about the former,... -
Who Smiles at the Smilers?
Posted on January 17, 2007 | No CommentsNew Scientist: “Women found the men who were being smiled at suddenly more attractive, while men who apparently elicited no such smiling approval were pronounced less attractive. Men, meanwhile, behaved... -
7 More Questions
Posted on December 20, 2006 | 1 CommentThe Gray Lady has helpfully drafted a series of questions that couples should ask each other before marrying. I don’t know anyone who would base such a pivotal life choice... -
Act Now and You’ll Get the Mile High Kama Sutra! Containing the Only Two Positions Physically Possible in a Cramped Cabin!
Posted on December 14, 2006 | No CommentsAirtroductions: “Make your next flight more interesting, and choose the person who sits next to you! Build a profile, enter your itinerary, match, and sit with them on your next... -
New Hope for Kareem Abdul Jabbar’s Love Life
Posted on November 21, 2006 | 4 CommentsThe Australian: “In what is billed as the first study of its kind, two academics at a British university found there is no short cut to true love, it was... -
Made to Mail to Order?
Posted on July 11, 2006 | No CommentsFascinating article on Ukranian mail order brides. (via MeFi) -
Two Words: Restraining Order
Posted on June 30, 2006 | 1 CommentA man badgers a woman for $50 for dinner because she wouldn’t agree to go on a second date with him. Sociopathic behavior ensues (with audio!). The hell of it... -
Maybe It’s Wise to Maintain a Bachelor Desktop Model
Posted on May 24, 2006 | 2 CommentsGirlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0: “Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system activity. He’s finding that some... -
And Here I Was Thinking That the Format was NC-17
Posted on May 8, 2006 | No CommentsCraig’s List: “You’ve heard of speed dating before where x men and x women meet at a bar and spend 10-15 minutes getting to know one another, right? Well, Naked... -
A Bit Forced, But Any Film That Legitimizes Quirky Relationships is Good by Me
Posted on March 25, 2006 | No Comments“Polly Wally” (including a DFW reference) (Thanks but WTF, John?) (Also: “Gang Bang: The Musical,” “Do You Take It?” (my favorite) and “MILF Hotline.”) -
Will Vlog for Mr./Mrs. Right?
Posted on March 12, 2006 | No CommentsAside from porn, videoblogging has reached the inevitable territory. Enter PodDater, whereby people upload videos of themselves for dates. This sounds hollow and dubious, I know, but, for some reason,... -
Why Contracts Are Best Confined to Heartless Lawyers
Posted on February 18, 2006 | 1 CommentJesus. (via MeFi) -
Blowjobs Are the New Missionary
Posted on February 15, 2006 | No CommentsCluechick: “One poor fellow responded that he was into ‘BJ/HJ/FJ … kinky, huh?’ I, of course, thought that this must be a different set of activities than I thought, because,... -
Schlotts and Coupling: An Uncredentialed Take on Human Relationships
Posted on December 26, 2005 | 1 CommentIf, like me, you are a Single Bipedal and Sentient Mammal Over Thirty (to which I shall apply the term “schlott,” if only to abridge such a pesky mouthful to... -
Oedipus the Chat King
Posted on December 18, 2005 | 3 Comments[EDITOR'S NOTE: A team of archeologists have unearthed an unfinished work from Sophocles entitled Oedipus the Chat King. What is particularly amazing about this excerpt is that it seems to... -
They Abolished Slavery Thirty Years Before Us. So It’s Not Much of a Surprise.
Posted on December 6, 2005 | 4 CommentsBBC: “Under the law, couples who want to form a partnership must register their intentions with local councils. Unlike marriages, the signing of the legal partnership papers does not need... -
In Short, God Dictates That Marital Conflicts Are Best Resolved by Fucking Your Spouse’s Brains Out
Posted on November 20, 2005 | No CommentsMr. Jared Wilson may be my sworn rival, but this link of his is too unintentionally hilarious to pass up. Under “2. A Sexually fulfilled husband is a scriptural mandate.”... -
Stop the Illegal Marriages in Texas!
Posted on November 9, 2005 | 1 CommentThe people of Texas have spoken. They have passed Proposition 2, which states: This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status... -
Lovebirds in Prison
Posted on October 30, 2005 | 1 CommentIf, like me, you’re looking for that special someone, it’s always good to keep your options open. But if you’re the type to play with fire in this department, thankfully,... -
Single Men Over Thirty, Couples and Kids
Posted on October 10, 2005 | 2 CommentsHere is a theorem for single men: Where subvariable (s) = single, subvariable (c) = coupled, and T = frequency of talking: M(s) = [T(c)/45] + [T(kids) * 722] M(c)... -
An Open Letter to Fake Squealy Women
Posted on August 23, 2005 | 7 CommentsDear Fake Squealy Women: First off, allow me to distinguish between you and your counterparts: specifically, those genuinely squealy women or women with naturally adenoidal voices. I have no specific... -
Boringcakes
Posted on January 2, 2005 | 2 CommentsHeather Harvrilesky has the perfect response to a passive long-distance relationship: This is how you find the man/woman of your dreams, stupids: You refuse to waste time on the man/woman... -
How to Spice Up Your Relationship
Posted on March 29, 2004 | 1 CommentAll it takes is a broom. -
Match.com — Maintaining the Status Quo Since 1995
Posted on February 20, 2004 | 6 CommentsWell, if Haggis can do it, so’s can I. The Match.com Physical Attraction Test, purportedly millions of dollars and years in the making, is a disturbing image-oriented Flash thing that... -
Hustle Cussler Outta There
Posted on January 16, 2004 | No CommentsClive Cussler has sued a production company over an unauthorized script. My hope is that he wins. Not because of the suit’s merits (or lack thereof), mind you, but a... -
The Kookysolo Manifesto
Posted on January 11, 2004 | 5 CommentsSasha Cagen’s book, Quirkyalone: A Manifesto for Uncompromising Romantics, is now ranked 436 at Amazon. But I must take umbrage with Ms. Cagen’s success. I fear that Ms. Cagen has...