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  1. The FBI has now branched off into similar food-tracing programs aimed at locating foreign agents:

    Swedish Branch: Trace sales of lutefisk, meatballs and pickled herring.

    Russian Branch: Trace sales of borscht, vodka and more vodka.

    Chinese Branch: Trace sales of eggrolls.

    Mexican Branch: They’re not sure exactly what sales to trace, but probably stuff that goes into tacos.

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