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Ed Wood’s Got Nothing on Them

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Posted on December 29, 2005 
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Miss Snark, who may have outdone Dan Wickett, has, if you’re willing to sift through them all, some fifty rum synopses with her thoughts on why they don’t work. For any author assembling a pitch, it’s an intriguing glimpse into just what the competition looks like (”surviving dragonlings have been enslaved as power sources?” WTF?), with each synopsis served with an abrasive chaser.

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