1. Please. If you’re a thirtysomething, Doogie Howser is an iconic figure from your childhood, like Mr. Sulu and Dr. Kildaire was for earlier generations. This is important news, and raises serious issues that will last for many years to come.

  2. I couldn’t agree more with you, Mr. Reta. Whether Neil Patrick Harris schtups men or women is seminal to every American, deeply reflective of global warming and other geopolitical crises, deeply necessary to ponder because contemplating the personal lives of actors we shall never meet is our God-given American duty. Pass me the latest issue of US Weekly!

  3. Drawing the attention to the private lives of public persons is an efficacious way to blow smoke in the eyes of the electorate.

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