Take:
One jigger of Anita Bryant
One jigger of Jane Russell
One jigger of Ann Coulter
A dash of pretentious language (for faux sophistication and New Yorker credentials)
One quart of self-entitlement
An expendable income
Mix. Serves establishment.
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Also, flirts with your husband while you’re in the other room to boost her self-esteem. Sickly sweet aftertaste, too.
Oh shit. I do that.
But at least I blow him, so you don’t have to!
What’s with all the blowjobs lately, Hag?
Overthrow it like throwin’ over a biscuit
A lot of bitches think he’s overly chauvenistic
Within, some personal news, thoughts on The Atlantic, South Park, and degree mills.
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