How to Make a Caitlin Flanagan


One jigger of Anita Bryant
One jigger of Jane Russell
One jigger of Ann Coulter
A dash of pretentious language (for faux sophistication and New Yorker credentials)
One quart of self-entitlement
An expendable income

Mix. Serves establishment.


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    A lot of bitches think he’s overly chauvenistic
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