1. What surprised me most about seeing Jerry Falwell in person (in the summers of ’81 and ’82 I was a fellow at the Virginia Center for Creative Arts near Lynchburg)and I went to his church twice and saw him once in a restaurant) was that he smoked cigarettes.

    I don’t know why I was so shocked to see that.

  2. I had a stunning climax my first time. It was his first time too.

    Writing about that orgasm in the comment section of Falwell’s death announcement is almost as satisfying and surprising as the orgasm itself.

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