Like, there’s this interview with Chuck Palahniuk, published on, what was it?
“July 7, 2004.”
Thank you, man. If it wasn’t for my steady consciousness, I’d have to look it up on the Internet.
“You were looking it up on the Internet.”
Whatever, man. You’re a fucking genius.
“Yeah, I received rejections from The Stranger in Seattle. Way back.”
Here we go. Oh, OK, I remember that.
That’s probably why we couldn’t remember.
“What were we talking about?”
I’m like, the next Birnbaum, dude.
“No, Sarvas is.”
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