New Acronyms for FEMA

  • Fracas Entertained, Minus Assistance
  • Federal Entity Mixes Assholes
  • Flyers, Entreaties, Madness & Asininity
  • Fecal Entrails Missing Accreditation
  • For Endless Mayhem Anon
  • Frail Eyes Mar Attention
  • From Ephemeral Minds, Asperger?


  1. Very good. How about: “Forced Evacuations Made Awfuller”

    And acronyms are fine, but how about taglines (since I know your love for marketing)?

    FEMA: Possibly rhymes with enema, but definitely not as fun.

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