Stepfordian contentment washes over her as she gazes out the picture window, her favorite jelly jar glass lathered with a healthy dose of antibacterial dish soap. The gentle foliage of her backyard wafts to and fro in the wind. She inhales the perfection of her life.
An unnatural motion parts her forsythia bush.
Impossibly, a man steps out into the expanse of grass. The jelly jar slips from her hand and shatters in the sink. His filthy skin, the bulging tattered dungarees. And the axe, the swinging axe. She clutches the Formica counter–something real. Fear and unmistakable arousal blind her to everything but him.
She swallows hard against it.
His arms flail and whip, the axe arcing wildly in the space around him. He stops all motion and locks his eyes onto hers. She is transfixed, unable to move. He punches both arms into the air and bellows out. The scream is primal and terrifying. She startles at the shock of it.
He falls silent, his chest heaving. The hot sun sheens on his body, slick with sweat. She should run. She should scream. The phone, car keys, 911–something.
She does nothing.
Running straight towards the house, he takes the axe in both hands and winds it up behind his head. At once the axe is in flight, cart-wheeling through the air. The plate glass patio door explodes into the kitchen and the axe scatters across the linoleum.
She is paralyzed.
He steps through the ragged hole. The aftermath is silent save the sound of his tortured breath. His animal smell fills her nostrils and fuels the desire beneath her fear.
She is alive.
He lunges towards her. But when the impact comes, it is only to push her aside. He plunges his face into the sink and opens his mouth to the running water. He gulps and gulps and gulps. She starts to speak, but has no words. Her throat is dry.
He stands and drags the back of his hand across his mouth, which smears away dirt and reveals lips lush and full. He rubs at himself, tugging at his filthy pants. In an instant he is naked before her, magnificently aroused.
“Fill me,” she whispers.
Her pants bunched idiotically around one ankle, she is on her back beneath him, inexorably open. Shards of glass dig into her flesh. She cries out in climax and pain, tears squeezing from her eyes.
He bucks and howls, then withdraws and rolls her over with a rough push. Her blood drips from a dozen wounds of varying depth. He sucks and licks each one with the same orgiastic intensity of the coupling. He works his teeth, chewing at the sliced edges of skin.
She is face down in the blood and glass with his seed is both planted and dripping. She blinks through blurred vision at fur-covered haunches. He turns and gallops across the flawless green lawn.
His scream waxes in the distance. She exhales once, twice, three times before finally succumbing to sleep.
The preceding post has been brought to you by Erin O’Brien.
Sort of a Midsummer Day’s N nightmare???…daymare???
Are you OK? Let me take you away from all this…to a world of gentleness, better smells and adequate, though maybe not “magnificent” arousal!
Whoa…that was intense…and painful (glass in the back – ouchie!)
Holy schmoly Erin, as a housewife who is so proud of her cleaning fluids i am very surprised that you would allow this story to proceed in such a manner. I would have thought that your heroine would definitely have grabbed a Kleenex and mopped up the jelly before allowing herself to be ravished….
That’s hot.
I don’t care how longs it been or how horny I might be — sex on the condition of broken shards of glass? No thanks.
um…eek? only you, ms o’brien, could make something hot and gross at the same time.
So, uh, like is this the tale of The Goat? Does the kid know? I mean it really is part kid.
I like Cat Power!
P.S. This is a little bit disturbing.
There’s a reason mom always said to NOT throw axes. You might break something.
Now the rest? Is pretty cool. But you’d think she’d have a couch or something (or put his happy ass on the floor)
Man, Ed’s gonna come back and find blood and jizz splattered all over his blog, and he’ll go “How could I have missed all this?”
You really must tether the Goat to keep him from running off in the end.
Nice bit of risk taking, Erin. Indeed.
😉
Sexual critter ay?
Erin is naughty. And I agree about the “ouch” factor.
Wow. Do you think this technique’ll work for me? I already have an axe….
Hot! Erin and I go way back to an airport in Philly, it was 104f. I read, I was enthralled.
Wow and ow! That was intense.
I told you, Bobby. Don’t throw an axe in the house!
Maginificent arousal is my middle name.
Now drop ’em and spread ’em!
heh heh… Jungle Jane said, “fluids.”
alright, a 2fer… “The Goat Who Shagged Me”?
Yeah, baby. 😉
I am NEVER going to get invited back here again. Blood and ejaculate all over the place. Smilies in the comment section. Erections ….
Forgive me father, for I have sinned!
“I don’t mind the band, it’s their fans I hate…”
Actually, it was Bobby who reminded Peter of their mother’s admonition to never play ball in the house. She never said anything about axe throwing, and frankly, since the Brady’s were a pretty weird lot, I seriously doubt this kind of thing went on in their house.
In the world of the show, I mean. I know in real life Marcia and Greg had a thing, and Greg had a MILF thing for Florence Henderson, and all of this probably has something to do with the mysterious disappearance of Tiger, but that’s another story for another time.
Woof!
This is what happens when you listen to too many of those fucking Zamfir CD’s.
Playing on Erin’s iTunes: “The Lonely Shepherd” by Gheorghe Zamfir.
Oh. My. Ghosts. You 21st century American writers never cease to amaze Henri!