Buck the Ohio state fuckeyes and their coach and their useless nut fans. Let’s go blue.

Ohio state fuckeyes can blow my dick until I cum. Because Ohio state ain’t nothing but a bunch of cock suckers. Go blue.

Ohio state fuckeyes and their fans and their coach can suck on the maize and blues balls. Let’s go blue.

Fuck ohio state fuckeyes and their fans they can suck on theese Michigan nuts and balls. Buck the fuckeyes and Go blue.

Ohio state fuckeyes and their fans are nothing but a bunch of poisonous nuts and their mascot is a cocksucker. So Fuck you Ohio state and their fans. Michigan rules Ohio state sucks.

Ohio state fuckeye fans you can suck on theese Michigan balls. Go blue and Fuck Ohio state.

Bogalusa LA Selma AL Jasper TX Cicero Il Wooster Ohio . Yes ! That’s some infamous company of my hometown Wooster ! The Midwest on avg is just like the south but with more two faced people and just as much racism and more rigid segregation .

Ohio state fuckeyes can suck my nuts. Go Michigan state and Fuck ohio state fuckeyes.

Jt Barrett did not get the first down it should have been 4th and goal. The refs messed up the game and ohio state scored. So the refs fucked up the game. I still hate ohio state. Go blue.

Ohio won

Michigan lost

as usual

ha ha

Ohio state and their arrogant fans can suck my dick. Go blue. Michigan is better than ohio state.

Last time I checked Michigan lost so you can suck my nuts. OSU for life

At least I’m not fuckeye fan. Go big blue. So Fuck you ohio state y’all still suck balls,ass, dick. Go blue I support you. Maize and blue for life.

you still lost

you always lose

nothing you say will change that

we all hate Ohio too, but love the Buckeyes

Ohio state rules everyone forever

ha ha ha still laughing at you

Buck the ohio state fuckeyes and their coach ohio state sucks. Go blue.

Michigan fan crawl through storm drain

crawl off into weeds

choke to death

on spit

die

Anyomous Im not going to tell you again I am sick of seeing your filth comments on this blog . I hate this state but you are definitely a product of the sick behavior and traits of this place . STFU now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get off this blog ! You POS!

Yes

Straight Outta Ohio is correct

The Anonymous Michigan fan must be exterminated

Pause while I finish roasting this poker red hot in the fireplace

for you

Die Ohio state fuckeyes. Clemson kicked your ass 31-0 ha ha ha that what you get. Ohio state sucks balls and ass. Go tigers you took down the ohio state suckeyes. The refs in the osu and michigan game 11/26/2016 do not know how to ref a football game. I know the osu and michigan game was poorly officiated. If the osu and michigan game was officiated correctly michigan would have won the game.

Hmm
Yes, that’s just about right
the fireplace poker is glowing red hot
“Anonymous” Michigan fan, over there on the table, please
yes, that’s right, Straight Outta Ohio will chain you down
now, don’t worry, this will only hurt for a few days
…and… aaaahhhhh (sizzle) right into your eye
ouch, that smarts

It’s the obvious choice, people.

Michigan made it to the sweet 16 Ohio state didn’t ha ha ha.

#not my church #not my book

Columbus Ohio SUCKS!!! I seriously hate this city with every fiber of my being. If you’re a single, well to do, educated, attractive black middle aged woman. DO NOT move here. Just don’t. The people here are not intelligent. Out of shape, missing teeth, not attractive and stuck in the 90’s. Everyone’s thought process is the same, you won’t find any progressive thinkers here, or people who watch the news, keep up with politics, or social issues. There’s nothing here that caters to the African American experience. No concerts for blacks, no restaurants for blacks, (unless you’re from Ethiopia), no plays, no shows, no festivals.. Nothing. They do have a few shitty hole in the wall bars and lounges, that’s your choice on a Saturday night. They claim diversity, but it’s not diverse at all, you have poor white people on one side, and poor black people on the other. If you dress well, take care of yourself, and have any self esteem or pride, you’re looked down upon, or treated as a outsider. They literally can tell even if you have no accent by seeing you that you’re not from here.

The men here don’t usually have careers, and the women who do pretty much take care of them like grown children. If you’re a interesting person with experiences and are looking for a interesting person with experiences to share that with, you will not find it here. The level Buckeye football obsession is down right creepy. If you’re not a fan of football, or the Buckeyes don’t expect to make any friends.

I’m originally from Chicago, so I knew I wouldn’t have the metropolitan lifestyle that I’m accustomed to, upon moving here. But I was under the impression that this was at least a “city”. Nope. The downtown closes down after rush hour, there is no true night life where you dress up and go out on the town. Unless jerseys’s and Rainbow outfits are considered “dressing” up. Mind you, I’m talking about a 35 and up crowd here, so you would think that dressing like your teenager would be something they wouldn’t want to do. The men are ignorant, brutish, and uneducated, with thuggish mentalities and no class. And these people revel in that. The less class you have, the more interesting or comfortable you make them feel being around you. They are not prone to change or meeting people of different influences then them..

Worst mistake I made moving here.

I wear michigan gear on campus and I go to old north arcade nobody wants to play me one on one because I’m to damn good my favorite is ms pacman, donkey Kong Jr remixed, kangaroo, galaga.

Hello!

I moved to Toledo after living all over the place. I had the passing thought that I might stay, but I have known this was temporary. I’ve lived in 3 states, overseas, and in 7 major cities. P.S. I’m a lady. I’ve also had a pretty interesting life, I suppose.

Holy crap. I’ve been here for less than 3 years and it feels more like 10. The men here are knuckle dragging trash. The women here are borderline evil if you aren’t obese. There is freaking nobody to talk to. Everybody is a raging alcoholic. I have never seen so much undiagnosed mental illness IN MY LIFE. It’s astounding. The labor laws here absolutely suck. Anybody who tries to do anything nice or productive gets taken DOWN. If you aren’t their norm, they will harass you and bully you and make sure you are aware they think you are the weirdest person they’ve ever met. Men stalk women as a dating tactic here. No joke. These people are racist. They are myopic. They boo their own sports teams, which is f***ed up. They are mostly obese and say vicious things to people who exercise or eat healthy (which I find bizarre). It’s all bizarre.

These people are hill people. Even the wealthy ones. And they think they’re so much better than everyone else. Also, WHY DO PEOPLE HERE NOT KNOW HOW TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS? Why do my neighbors nees to know what I’m doing? Why, when you go to a public place, do so many damned people talk about the people sitting next to them is their outside voice? Or at all?

Guess what, Shelley? Nobody in this restaurant cares that you don’t like that woman’s hair! Nobody. Why are you so loud?!?

I cannot get out of here faster. F*** Ohio. I am so glad my family moved west when I was 3. This is an utter hellhole. The judgemental, singleminded “hill people” here are absolute dregs.

And by the way, this is the flattest damned place I’ve ever been. There are NO hills. Get me out of here.

If you were thinking of coming here, STAY AWAY.

Lil dstryr this is Anyomous I’m a michigan fan the people here in ohio like the ohio state fuckeyes which suck balls, ass, dick a buckeye is useless nut people here dont understand that most of the football players from ohio state that go to the nfl get cut within 5 years it shows ohio state fuckeyes suck. What do think about the Columbus crew moving from cols, oh to Texas people here in cols,oh are fighting to keep the Columbus crew from leaving cols,oh if the columbus crew leave to go to dallas,tx all you can do is be happy for them.

Yo, Anyomous do you even know how to spell “Anonymous”?! Go back to preschool and learn how to spell. FYI, I am so sick of you spamming up this blog dirt-talking Ohio, and so is everyone else. You better stop. I’m annoyed at the fact that there are always, like, 500 blog posts from you saying almost the same thing every time. Get off this freaking blog.

I still hate you

Yo Rapper’s right. Anyomous is annoying, doesn’t know how to spell, and has, like, 9999999999999 comments being just plain RUDE. Even I think this guy has gone too far, and I’m from Michigan. For Pete’s sake, Anyomous, settle down with the rude comments, or better, leave this blog completely.

Hey Innocent Michigander it’s not weird that you like both states that means that you are the peacemaker and that’s a good thing. I hate their fighting.

John Deere
came screaming into the parking lot
tires smoking fumes of napalm death
tillers like razors shredding asphalt
leaving rows of distressed corn
lying about the mall food court
like flaps of happy meal trays
that only want to be loved

We won the Rose Bowl again

and yet again

and again

Ha ha, Michigan, you drink sewage

Curl up inside the toilet and die 🙂

worms

worms, I say

worms crawling in muck

staring at a voltmeter with glee

I have lived here for over 25 years. I’ve always wondered if something was wrong with me. Why do I feel confined even though I own a home basically paid off and work in a awesome brewery. I recently took a trip out of state and all my questions were answered.

Everyone is so bitter here. Judgemental pieces of crap covered in tattoos that make zero sense. Multiple children with multiple men with no income still living at home with their parents. It’s everywhere.

I’ve always wondered why people never really liked me. It’s because I like to have fun and do things outdoors. Oh, and I have had my shit together and started working when I was 14. People would rather drink and gossip rather than kayak down a dirty river.

Savings account? What’s that?

I took a trip somewhere warm and it was in the 90s the whole entire week. In May! We only get maybe 1 full month a year of nice weather. That’s spending 1 out of 12 months enjoying nice weather…

People are so depressed here last week someone shot themselves in the head over a exgirlfriend in front of everyone including children in a nice local Giant Eagle.

We also lay salt down on the roads basically year round so you can not have anything nice here. I have nothing holding me here so I’m going to start looking elsewhere. Don’t move here!

Zippedee doo dah, zippedee day
Mah oh mah, what a wonderful day
Plenty of nail guns, rusting away
Zippedee doo dah, zippedee day!

There’s a riot on Fountain Square,
It’s true! It’s tragic! It’s a matter of fact-ic,
Then someone threw a bucket of broken glass from the Carew Tower,
And that pretty much wrapped things up for the night.

Once upon a time in Toon Town,
there was a cat who had it all,
Fortune and fame! Top of the game!
Until he hit the walllllll…
Now he’s a bum, racking up time,
Moved to Ohio! Ain’t got a dime!

Ohio!
Yeah, totally sucks,
Ohio!
Ain’t no ifs, ands, or buts,
Ohio!
Pack the car, and let’s cut!

I left Ohio after graduating from college, and that was 40 years ago. As my family slowly dies off, I go there less and less. Each time I do, I tell myself not to be judgemental about the cities, the people, and the quality of life. The problem is, I live 4 blocks from the ocean, in a lovely town on Cape Cod, that is filled with kind, educated, and articulate people who take care of themselves, their families, and their homes. I go to Ohio, and am shocked by the fat, disheveled, welfare scroungers living in squalid houses with their unplanned, out of control children that they have neither the intelligence nor the skill to raise. Dumb breeds dumb. Sadly, some of these people are my own relatives. My lazy, morbidly obese sister lets ferrets run loose in her dirty house, her daughters (who hate her) are whores, and her husband is a right wing moron who watches Rambo movies and plays paintball. It’s all I can do to keep quiet until I get out of that terrible state. It’s especially sad to see the next generation who are still young, living in such a sad and hopeless place with nothing more than low standards, drab mediocrity, and mindless conformity. Every sacrifice I’ve made in the past forty years to get out of Ohio, and stay out of Ohio, was worth it. I left with nothing, and gained everything by leaving.

Get real the ohio state butt guys are 11-0 because ohio state doesn’t play any body good. Put them against Alabama, Clemson or USC. That’s a team that will bash ohio state.

Ohio state fuckeyes can lie on my nutsack go blue.

Ohio state ended up lying on Clemson’s nutsack. Go tigers

Ha ha ha
Clemson lost
to an Ohio State Quarterback
Joe Burrow rules all
and Michigan still resides
at the bottom of a septic tank

Quack quack quack
Buckeyes always find a way
to claw their way to the top
of a pile of garbage near Columbus
Quackety quack quackems
Kick a Michigan duck

Hey man.. Listen up. I’m looking for the closest lamp post to advertise on Ebay, and I need some scotch tape. Or a wire hanger will do. Now, I don’t know if the car was parked by the bus stop, or if the faucet was left running at the Motel 6. But, I do know that if we keep feeding the giraffes cornflakes, they will rocket across the sky like a moonbeam on fire from Kansas! Capiche, amigo? Slanna bonny bisca! Tooms, daddy-o.

Doodley doo a roo
sweet beat a leet
swimmah timmah bump
meets ah meets ahhhh-WHOOP

Frank Zappa burns in hell
swimming through flames of gas
eyeballs incinerated to husks
but at least he’s not in Ohio

bums behind the motel dumpster
smoking reefers, cigs, and vape
wretched human waste
working at the Super 8

Sitting at the tiny table
behind the busted back door
stupid rotten garbage
come clean my toilet

spewing loud profanity
like mewling cats
in Ohio

Portsmouth, Ohio
strolling the boulevard
around the Main Street fair

bums strewn through town
trash littered in doorways
filth splashed everywhere

abandoned buildings rotting
heroin needles underfoot
children play with guns
– real ones –
then kill you for money

in Ohio

(please come visit soon)

Went to the library
got a book on
Middletown
Ohio

Started hitting a pig
in the head with it
over and overs
until stopping

Pig started screaming
pulled a gun
starts shooting
so we ran away

Living at the Rodeway Inn
nothing but big cheap glass
between our family and the street
listening in terror to lunatics outside

Bang

Drug dealers kill each other nightly
roaches swarm by day
bed bugs bite each night
a living hell of hopeless scum

Thud

Time to check out
go to the Super 8 next door
toss a flare into the overflowing dumpster
garbage burns brightly in our rear view mirror

in Ohio

Mama’s little baby loves
short bread, short bread,
mama’s little baby loves,
short bread cake

Mama’s little baby loves
shorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HELP WE’RE BEING AXE MURDERED IN OHIO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hit you in the head with a pipe

In Ohio

That’s all