Someone’s Having a Midlife Crisis

Contact Music: “Balding makes Bruce Willis no less a man, and even enhances his acting abilities, the Hollywood star insists. The hardman is defensive about his thinning palette, but claims it means he can change his appearance more easily. He explains, ‘I’m a man and I will kick anybody’s ass who tries to tell me that I’m not one because my hair’s thinning.'”

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  1. I too am a man, and I too will kick anybody’s ass who tries to tell me that I’m not one because my hair’s thinning…unless they’re tougher than me.

    Remember, Bruce: Sean Connery is our role model.

  2. Bald is sexy. My boyfriend’s bald, he used to be in the army and said that since then he hates having hair, so he shaves it all off. A good idea, because it’s the most low-maintenance hairdo ever. I think he looks better that way, and I enjoy rubbing his head. It feels nice, especially with a little whisp of stubble.

    I’ve also heard that balding men have more testosterone.

  3. Bruce says his hair is “thinning,” does he? Well, that’s some anorexic hair he’s got, because he looks plain old bald to me.

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