The Black Helicopters Hover Just Next to the Plunger

Ayelet Waldman: “Every popped light bulb is a catastrophe, every leaky faucet spells if not the end of the world then surely the beginning of months of crack-assed plumbers hunched over my sinks and toilets, flushing my hard-earned dollars down their mysterious drains.”

Will someone get her a good therapist? Save the Chabon family!

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