The Scariest Two Sentences I Am Likely To Read This Week

dear lordSeattle Post-Intelligencer: “But after a career in television news and sports and as a musician recording albums and performing concerts, Tesh is back on radio in earnest. He is host of a nationally syndicated show heard on more than 200 stations around the country.”

The way I believe it works is this: if you have a frightening Nordic forehead and your musical contributions involve banging primitive arrangements onto a keyboard (not unlike a passive-aggressive caveman), you will, indeed, find work.

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  1. That’s erroneous. They know it’s being broadcast to 200 stations nationwide, but I don’t think they can honestly claim that it’s “being heard.”

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