Too Bad Amazon Doesn’t Offer 1.21 Gigawatts

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Posted on November 30, 2007 
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Amazon Customer Reviews for Uranium Ore: “I ordered a bunch of cans of this, and still couldn’t get my time machine to work. I can’t wait to get back to 1985 and my hot girlfriend. Meanwhile, I’m stuck working at the Cafe 80s, dammit.”

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4 Responses to “Too Bad Amazon Doesn’t Offer 1.21 Gigawatts”

  1. A.R.Yngve on November 30th, 2007 5:29 pm

    On the other hand, this customer was satisfied:

    “To check the quality of my purchased uranium, I took some out of the can, poured it in a glass of water and tested if it would glow in the dark. And it did. Then I drank the water to certify its authentic toxicity. I can confirm the purity of the sample, as my hair is now falling out and the doctors give me two months to live. I give the product two thumbs up!”

    :-P

  2. erin on November 30th, 2007 6:58 pm

    Actually, I think the uranium is for powering the Badonkadonk:

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00067F1CE/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&coliid=I1L2TAXEKK6KYL&colid=IMKCROAA7M66

  3. josh on December 1st, 2007 5:17 am

    well duh. everyone knows time machines run on plutonium, not uranium.

  4. Morpheus on December 1st, 2007 10:11 pm

    fun with Mr Fusion

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