We’re Not in Kansas Anymore, Teachout

Wait a minute. Teachout’s listening to Toto? I could understand Journey. Twist my arm and you could even make a case for Foreigner. But Toto? He really must be sick. Our hope is that we can get Teachout’s toes tapping to Built to Spill or the Magnetic Fields and back to robust health. Nevertheless, we wish him well and suggest you buy his new book.

As for us (And this will be our last use of first person plural for the year. How did we get sucked into this stylistic vice? Worse than nicotine, I tell ya. Just as bad as parenthetical asides.), we’re overcapacitated. Expect us to return tomorrow. Maybe.

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Jimmy Beck
Jimmy Beck
2025 years ago

Toto–my God, I feel a mullet coming on. And what about George Strait? Did someone spike TT’s Cabernet with chewing tobacco?

Terry Teachout
2025 years ago

Next up: Death Cab for Cutie….t

Tom Working
2025 years ago

Perhaps a little Boston? Or even Foghat. It’s my birthday by the way. Woo hoo.

Rake
2025 years ago

Wha? Toto IV is the jam.

Then again, I can’t recommend the Mag Fields enough–just saw them live in Boulder. Good stuff.

Ron
Ron
2025 years ago

Hey, one of MY favorite MP3 is “Heat of the Moment,” which I think tops Toto for sheer tackiness. But then, I listen to “MacArthur Park” with near-total sincerity, so I’m clearly just a sick, sick man.

Jimmy Beck
Jimmy Beck
2025 years ago

You mean “Heat of the Moment” by Prog Rock Supergroup Asia? Oh, Ron.

The only thing I remember about Asia was a review by JD Considine in Musician magazine years ago. Asia’s album was called “GTR.” Considine’s review: “SHT.” Rock criticism don’t get no better than that, ladies and gentlemen.

TEV
TEV
2025 years ago

Hey, do NOT diss Boston – Brad Delp is the messiah.

Ed
Ed
2025 years ago

Okay, I’ll cop to Re-Flex’s “The Politics of Dancing.”

bookdwarf
2025 years ago

Don’t forget Toto is responsible for the score for Lynch’s Dune. Love that movie.

Michael
2025 years ago

Toto. Jeez. Some people just don’t know good music when they hear it. Night Ranger – now there’s a band.