#5 — served up

More champagne. I can dance!

Anyway, Stennie’s picture here is similar to what awaits me in the kitchen. And Gwenda is posting ballads. Meanwhile, Jeff has a few side effects of his own. And please help me out here, Hannah. Is there a period between the 1 and the 5 or am I starting to lose my sight with the champagne?

Again, feedback is welcome. Champagne lowers my inhibitions considerably.

© 2005, Edward Champion. All rights reserved.

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Justine Larbalestier
19 years ago

Which is your favourite Elvis?

Justine Larbalestier
19 years ago

Also what champagne are you drinking?

CAAF
19 years ago

Let’s hear a story using these five words/phrases:
Christopher Cross
champagne
linoleum
Etruscan sculpture
werewolf
Australian cricket

For example:
None of the hipsters at the party recognized the sad-eyed manin the doorway was the sensitive singer/songwriter Christopher Cross. Then he turned into a werewolf and ate them all.

Justine Larbalestier
19 years ago

Ms CAAF, are you dinrking?

Gwenda
19 years ago

Well, champers does devil into the bloodstream more quickly. There’s this great line in an Art Buchwald essay about wine: “I like champagne –because it always tastes like my foot’s asleep.”

CAAF
19 years ago

One innocent Christopher Cross-as-werewolf story (c’mon, those blond curls! you knew all along…) and the accusations start flying! And I was looking at you, Ms. L., to fill in the cricket part of the adventure.

hannah
19 years ago

Drink 1 Point 5 was a normal drink PLUS an unwise extra pre-drink shot of gin. That was the .5. Drink number 15 will be in about 2 hrs, right before I pass out on my gateway.