I have been receiving letters sent to my address from people hoping to reach Norman Mailer and a few other authors. I am not Norman Mailer. Nor do I have any way of contacting Mr. Mailer. I am Edward Champion. I’m just some bastard with a blog who happens to interview authors. If you hope to reach an author, please direct your correspondence to the publishers. Not me. Thank you.
Does this mean you won’t forward my manuscript to Mr. Pynchon and Mr. Salinger?
Fine, but could you please tell Lionel Shriver that I thought her book rocked?