RIP Kevin Dubrow

Yes, it’s hair band day here at Return of the Reluctant. But that’s only because the dubious winds of news have breezed along a strange tendentious trajectory after the Thanksgiving holiday.

Quiet Riot singer Kevin Dubrow has been found dead in Vegas — a place where his services were, I hope, appreciated. Nevertheless, “Cum On Feel the Noize,” despite its crude mangling of monosyllabic words, did blast many a time on my speakers over the years. (And in Quiet Riot’s defense, it was Slade who first performed the song and first butchered the English language.) As did “Metal Health” — again, hardly the most graceful bon mot. But Quiet Riot was the first heavy metal group to have a #1 album on the Billboard charts, until it was ignobly unseated by the likes of Lionel Richie. This demonstrates that there is indeed no justice in the universe, whatever your positions on either Quiet Riot or Lionel Ritchie.

Extreme to Reunite!

Billboard: “Boston-based rock outfit Extreme is reuniting for its first studio album in 13 years and world tour in 2008, Billboard has learned. The group, best known for the 1991 No. 1 Billboard Hot 100 hit ‘More Than Words,’ disbanded in 1996 but reformed briefly in 2004 and 2006.”

Okay, speaking as a metal geek back from the early ’90’s and as someone who still listens to Poronograffiti from time to time, this is fantastic news!

An Evening in Hoboken, Part One

It had been a good eighteen years since I last set foot in Hoboken, and the first thing that hit me was the smell. It was a pungent industrial monster that scampered up my nostrils and left me curious about the source. The drift came in from the Hudson and had overpowered the pleasantly frigid air of the forty degree cold. The smell became less pronounced as we set on foot away from Hoboken Station — a fairly typical terminal of the era it was built in, if one judges it by its capacious and recently restored waiting room — our purpose to see Dr. Dog at a place called Maxwell’s and to have Mexican food at a place called East L.A.

Shortly after emerging from the terminal, we steeled ourselves in a corner bar over $2 Yuenglings, waiting for our party to assemble. Our party included another writer — an amicable and quite tall Jersey gentleman (this vertical physical characteristic will factor in later) — who I did my best to cheer up over some regrettable personal developments.

As we set foot down Washington Street, the Jersey writer attempted to impress me with Mark Twain quotes. I observed that the difference between bandying about a quote involving lightning and the lightning bug and being aware of the fine band Dr. Dog was considerable, and that there was no need for cabotinage involving the former, when the latter was more specialized knowledge and outside the purview of academics. I made a few snide cracks about Jersey, not to inflame, but to enable this gentleman to defend his state and show me its wonders, which I was genuinely curious about. Washington Street, one of the main Hoboken drags, was possessed of many franchises, including — according to this writer — the first Blimpie’s. Surely, there was a recherche shop, an out-of-the-way niche, or another special locale that would permit Hoboken to shine. But perhaps Hoboken was a better place for personal interconnections. Because later, on the way to Maxwell’s, this writer ran into someone he had known from high school.

springsteen.jpgI was worried about the vicarious provincialism within the restaurant’s name, largely because it too smelled of a certain culinary hubris and the margaritas came not in bulbous glasses, but in fairly common vessels — slightly fluted, possibly more suitable for modest ice cream sundaes. The salt laced on the rim of the glass seemed anticlimactic because of the glass’s elliptical inefficiencies, but the margarita was serviceable and the waitstaff friendly. To test the waters, I had ordered two chiles relleno — one of chicken, one of cheese. The hot plate was pleasantly unpretentious and even came with a dollop of corn.

We then hiked a few blocks to Maxwell’s. From the outside, you wouldn’t know this was a place where bands like The Gourds (or even The Lemonheads!) still played. Most of its real estate was assigned to a boisterous bar. In the back, there was a small room that reminded me of The Cattle Club — a small Sacramento venue where I had seen many shows in the early ’90’s and that is regrettably no longer around.

The writer needed a ticket for Dr. Dog, and it took some initiative on my part to obtain information about when the back room would be open. Needless to say, we passed through the doors without incident — half-imbibed pints in our hands. I was told by the writer that Bruce Springsteen’s “Dancing in the Dark” video was shot in this room — the one with Courtney Cox. I can find nothing to corroborate this information, but after having viewed the video again, it is quite possible. If it was indeed Maxwell’s, the music video director certainly went out of his way to make the place look bigger, including adding an additional dais at the front of the stage to make Springsteen appear as if he was playing a mid-sized venue. This Springsteen enthusiast seems to believe that it was the “Glory Days” video that was shot here. And having examined the evidence, I have to say that this is a plausible theory.

A YouTube Post for George Murray

By the way, here’s a partial list of the actors and models who appear in the morphing sequence: Cree Summer, Tyra Banks, Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter, Glen Chin, and Brandi Jackson (Michael’s niece). If anyone has a complete list, I’m strangely curious.

There’s also an infamous longer version of this video in which Jackson goes aggro at the end that can be found here. Hard to believe that so many people found it disturbing at the time.

The Radiohead Experiment

If you’re wondering what Radiohead’s total haul was, it was possibly about $2.7 million from downloads. Which has to scare the shit out of the music industry and present a considerable wakeup call for recording artists. Because Radiohead collected every penny here. And given that Radiohead’s last album, Hail to the Thief, sold an initial 300,000 (and apparently went platinum), let’s be generous and say that Radiohead collected 35% of the revenue — or $350,000 of the one million+ copies sold for Thief. That’s a considerable difference that not only demonstrates the possibilities of what artists can collect, but clearly shows that the middle-men are about to cast asunder from the vicious cycle. (And you may recall how Courtney Love computed that a band member gets $45,000 to live on, because royalties are often offset by recoupable expenses, even if a record goes platinum.)

Point being: The Internet, in one fell swoop, has changed the landscape with this experiment. And whether other arts — such as filmmaking or writing — can perform similarly is a question that any business-savvy artist should be seriously pondering right now. I wouldn’t dare suggest that the workers entirely control the means of production, but Radiohead’s experiment is an encouraging sign for any independent artist. Ignore the digital medium at your own peril.