So the “Doogie is Gay” thing didn’t work. But that hasn’t stopped the Republican-Hollywood gossip conspiracy! In a last-ditch effort to keep the American public permanently distracted from today’s elections, the Republicans have asked Britney to divorce Kevin Federline.
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However, the Americans who have heard “Popozao” or seen “Chaotic” can only breathe a sigh of relief.