If Things Get Really Dicey, They’re Saving Tom Cruise for Later This Afternoon

So the “Doogie is Gay” thing didn’t work. But that hasn’t stopped the Republican-Hollywood gossip conspiracy! In a last-ditch effort to keep the American public permanently distracted from today’s elections, the Republicans have asked Britney to divorce Kevin Federline.

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Edward Champion is the Managing Editor of Reluctant Habits.