Michael Jackson Dead

While TMZ and Gawker are reporting that Michael Jackson is dead, I wish to point out that there has been no official confirmation of his death. I spoke with Craig Harvey of the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office and he informed me that there was no official confirmation of his death as of 3:00 PM Pacific Time. The person who is legally obligated to confirm the death is Jackson’s physician. And as of yet, there has been no official announcement.

UPDATE: As of 3:15 PM Pacific Time, the Los Angeles Times reports that Michael Jackson is dead after arriving at a hospital in a deep coma.

UPDATE 2: Michael Jackson’s death confirmed by AP (as picked up by The New York Times). (Thanks for the minor correction, vidiot.)

© 2009, Edward Champion. All rights reserved.

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Steven Augustine
16 years ago

The definitive face of the 1980s… sadly.

Shane
16 years ago

Hey Steven, nice going. I hope everyone’s a huge fucking dick about his death.

J.D. Finch
16 years ago

Damn, I though Traci Lords was the definitive face of the 80s. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

CTR
CTR
16 years ago

Like I said before: Steven Augustine is the best known troll on the internet. The fact that I even know your name is quite a feat, dipshit.

Steven Augustine
16 years ago

It’s just like being attacked by Zizek!

Steven Augustine
16 years ago

CTR:

It’s slightly ironic that between the two of us, I’m not the one hiding behind a non-name, or tossing ad hominems at someone who was heretofore unaware of my existence, or posting comments with zero-content (if you ignore the animus)… and yet you’re calling *me* a “troll”. And “dipshit” is not exactly a Leavisite vocabulary word.

But, sure, I’ll take you as a kind of stalker/twisted fan.

More Trolling to Piss Off the Facile and Credulous

Richard Grayson
16 years ago

I was impressed by Quincy Jones using MJ as an example of a hard-working artist in his concept of “ass power” (writers called it Sitzfleisch, I guess) given in Nelson George’s “City Kid”:

“To illustrate his point, Q compared Michael Jackson to another well-known vocalist he’d produced [I’m pretty sure Nelson can’t name Chaka Khan here for legal reasons]. The other singer, an artist with an immense voice and an insatiable appetite for cocaine, would come to the studio, maybe lay down a scratch vocal, and then wander off for hours. Jackson, in contrast, would come into the studio, record a lead vocal, work on the stacked vocal harmonies that distinguished his work, and practice where to place those ad-libs that were his trademark.

“His ass power,” Q said, “would keep him in the studio until he felt he accomplished something that day. That ability to focus, to stay in that chair in the studio, listening to playback and then going back in to record some more — that’s what separates the good from the great.”

As someone who discovered Michael Jackson when I was in my late teens and he was a little boy of 8 or 9, I think he was truly great.

Shane
16 years ago

Steven, you’re probably spot on with what is and is not a Leavisite vocabulary word, but you pretty much seem like a fucking dipshit.

Steven Augustine
16 years ago

Shane:

A stinging rebuke from a dude whose opinion matters to me. Um, will you be stalking me *with* CTR, from now on, or will you be replacing him?

Shane
Shane
16 years ago

‘Waaah, I don’t care about your dumb opinion.’ Sorry for choosing to point out that you’re being a prick. It’s pretty low hanging fruit compared to your succinct and brave dismantling of a modern deity.

kavya
16 years ago

The whole word pays tribute to Michael Jackson’s death.

Chezzny
15 years ago

Michael Jackson would always be the best popstar ever. i love all his songs and his live concerts.
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fashion books
13 years ago

I remember this day…my phone was blowing up with people spreading the news. I’ve never been a huge MJ fan, I admire what he did for music. And I like some of his songs, but that’s about it.

-Natasha