Not What Ben Hecht Had in Mind

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Hi, I’m Maureen! I’m 54, have red hair, and I don’t believe men are necessary these days. However, I’m willing to give them a second chance!

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Pet peeves: George Bush, nuanced political arguments, Judy Miller, and those pesky copy editors who want to change my brilliant words. How dare they!

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  1. Ah, Ben. Father of Jenny Hecht, actress who OD’d on the Strip in ’71 and whose only film credit was directed by Russ Mayberry who helmed so many classic Magnum episodes later. That alone keeps Ben def.

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