Remember: the fight is tonight at Gleason’s Gym, 77 Front Street, at 8:00 PM.
The fighters: Craig Davidson (boxing record 0-1) and Jonathan Ames (boxing record 1-4)!
The opening act: Miss Saturn and her hula hoops!
The card girls: Patrick “The Mangina” Bucklew and Valmonte Sprout!
There is also a rumor that a woman will paint her body and play accordion.
I am now prepared for my duties as ring announcer. And there is considerable excitement from all parties.
The after party is at Rebar on 147 Front Street, where I understand there are affordable beverages.
Don’t miss it!