In a stunning revelation, Ayelet Waldman has revealed that she loves herself more than she loves her husband Michael Chabon. “Forget the kids,” wrote Waldman in a recent Salon piece. “Forget Michael, manly though he may be. I now know that I’m the center of my universe and that anything getting in the way of loving me is a problem.” Waldman came to these conclusions after rereading Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged and pampering herself with a few soothing mud baths. “I should have seen the writing on the wall. As these underpaid masseuses kept asking me if everything was okay, I began to realize that I’m okay. And you’re okay if you love me too.”
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