From a press conference with Newcastle United interim manager Joe Kinnear:
JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror’s north-east football writer]?
JK You’re a cunt.
SB Thank you.
JK Which one is Hickman [Niall, football writer for the Express]? You are out of order. Absolutely fucking out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can fuck off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that fucking crap. No fucking way, lies. Fuck, you’re saying I turned up and they [Newcastle’s players] fucked off.
This is undoubtedly the exact same worst-case-scenario that has prevented the McCain Campaign from making Palin available for a press conference.